Sunday, June 27, 2004
knowus
Things Guys Think Girls Should Know (Ok so its
only fair.. now check out what the guyz think gals
should know)
1.. We're not as big of perverts as you think we
all are.
2.. No matter what you say, your ex-boyfriend is
an @ss hole.
3.. We like you to give us hugs and kisses
sometimes too.
4.. Don't argue with us when we call you
beautiful.
5.. Don't treat us like cr@p, what goes around
comes around.
6.. We know you're pretty, that's one of the
reason's we're going out with you.
7.. Don't go into detail about your period. It
scares us.
8.. If you have cramps and we ask you what's
wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month
and nothing more.
9.. If you really liked us for us, you would let
us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns
looked cool.
10.. We never shave our legs. Get over it.
11.. NEVER ask us if you can put make up on us.
It's just wrong.
12.. Don't make bets about us, because one of
your friends will tell us, if you don't.
13.. When we tell you that you're not fat,
believe us.
14.. We absolutely do not care about, The
Backstreet Boys, NSYNC, 98 degrees, or what any
other guy looks like for that matter.
15.. We may not be able to pee acurately all of
the time, but at least we can stand up and go
pee.
16.. Just cause you think you're always right,
doesn't mean that you
don't have to apologize when you do
something "wrong".
17.. You expect us to say and do sweet things
for you, but it would be nice if you did the
same every once in a while. We like to know that
you love us.
18.. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to
help us make the plans sometimes.
19.. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for
you, cause you might just get what you wish for.
20.. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what
we would say".
21.. Never pretend like you are going to break
up with us and laugh when we believe you.
22.. Pamela Anderson's breats aren't fake
anymore, but we like yours better anyway.
23.. Size doesn't matter, except to !d!ots who
don't want a relationship
24.. PMS is not an excuse.
25.. If you want us to put the seat down when
we're done, you should put it up when you're
done.
26.. Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend
was. That doesn't turn us on.
27.. And always remember: The way to a guys
heart is through his stomach.....and maybe....oh
nevermind.
28.. And last but not least: We know you're not
always right, but we'll pretend like you are
anyway.
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xOOx - 6:08:00 pm
